Existential ComicsI've been microdosing "thinking" lately. Every hour for one minute I "use my brain to think about stuff.".
I believe this will put me at a competitive edge over 99.6% of the human population, if my calculations are correct.
Eric A. Meyer@existentialcomics Thinksmaxxing next?
Uncle Slacky@Meyerweb @existentialcomics Thotmaxxing, shirley?
DianeOpen up! We have detected unlicensed thought crime. You now owe Open AI 3.4 x 1012 dollars in penalties for unlicensed thinking.
Struan@existentialcomics it will never catch on. But I'll join the movement!
Ertain@existentialcomics I hope the microdosing helped with your calculating. š
C.@existentialcomics OK but any potential for smarm aside, this is smart. If we added in maybe three of these "microdose" habits each day, it would be so beneficial.
>Thinking
>Movement (stretching, arm rotations, finger/palm stretches, low-key!)
>Grounding (literally touching grass, box breathing, whatever).
3 minutes an hour. So smart, honestly. And for ADHD me, taking some scheduled 1m breaks helps tasks move easier.
I like your [1 minute] thinking. š§
Matthew Martin@existentialcomics I ain't thinking about all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
LumiWorx - Just Vote Dammit!If you use some of the 'new math' floating around these days, you can claim a 996% increase.
anomaly š¹@existentialcomics every techbro post
Ī£(iĀ³) = (Ī£i)Ā²@existentialcomics Slippery slope. It starts with one minute per hour, but where does it end?
šāš¦ļøšš±š@SvenGeier @existentialcomics I overdosed early on, now heavily addicted. Can't seem to stop it, every waking minute I'm thinking. It's horrible, don't do it. I've heard of people taking drugs to get rid of it, but nothing helped me yet. This is dangerous stuff, be careful! 
Two? foxes in a trench coat@wmd @SvenGeier @existentialcomics Adverse effects of thinking might include, but are not limited to: existential dread, doubt in significant parts of population, depression, anxiety, dissociation...
Sahil š@existentialcomics oh no, i need to build an ai powered thinking machine to stay ahead of you!