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Nature did not design mankind to stare at screens indoors all day.
We are made to struggle for the bounty of the earth. To follow the herds north and kill for our meat. To make love in cold nights as we ponder the stars.
Luckily we rebelled against nature. That would suck. Screens are way better.
Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies:
#/bin/bash
echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n"
exit 0;
I will NEVER respect Canada because they implemented democracy without shooting any British.
You should ALWAYS shoot at least a few British before holding your first vote.
Machiavelli and the Veil of Ignorance