I've been microdosing "thinking" lately. Every hour for one minute I "use my brain to think about stuff.".

I believe this will put me at a competitive edge over 99.6% of the human population, if my calculations are correct.

@existentialcomics Slippery slope. It starts with one minute per hour, but where does it end?
@SvenGeier @existentialcomics I overdosed early on, now heavily addicted. Can't seem to stop it, every waking minute I'm thinking. It's horrible, don't do it. I've heard of people taking drugs to get rid of it, but nothing helped me yet. This is dangerous stuff, be careful! 
@wmd @SvenGeier @existentialcomics Adverse effects of thinking might include, but are not limited to: existential dread, doubt in significant parts of population, depression, anxiety, dissociation...