@nikitonsky AI Emoji for sure!

@nikitonsky Hahaah

@nikitonsky You can probably zoom them a lot without ever seeing any pixel.

@nikitonsky But they're secure ones.

@nikitonsky any update that lists new emojis as a "feature" tells me the vendor has actually run out of things to actually deliver (and is actively ignoring their bug backlog simply to keep marketing happy). I don't need new "features", I want genuine functionality and stability improvements in my OS

@nikitonsky oh it’s fair. You know, all those hundreds of pixels, or vector graphics, take space

@nikitonsky Load-bearing emoji

@nikitonsky @briankrebs
I like how it's nearly impossible to read the '26' on the icon. Truth in advertising.

@nikitonsky good, if it would be 14 GB of Security Updates I would get worried

@nikitonsky 🤣🤣💀

@nikitonsky @jonhicks High Res Emoji

@nikitonsky 🫪 that guy's got a lot of big feelings... they take up space...

@nikitonsky
Each emoji ships it's own VM, which runs a physics simulation, so that the images don't just appear round, they ARE round, at the atomic level.

@nikitonsky 🤣

@nikitonsky it's a package a multi résolution bitmap up to 60K in case we show them on the moon with a big projector

@nikitonsky also known as `git commit -m "minor fix"`

@nikitonsky or it's 10MB per emoji and 14.41GB of "security updates" (read: ecosystem lockdowns and extra telemetry)

@nikitonsky È più ridicolo degli "stability fix" di Nintendo.

@nikitonsky I assume it's an AI feature and 8 emoji like lolipop from a physician

@nikitonsky omfg, why are they humongous? 

@nikitonsky my thought exactly

@nikitonsky
I installed gimp, 37 MB. It's a strange world.

@nikitonsky
New @weirdunits just dropped

@nikitonsky gigmoji

@nikitonsky more important metric: what is the ratio of Emojis to total sum of fixed CVE scores?

@nikitonsky high resolution gfx for your retina display

@nikitonsky this update sucks. it seems like they're tracking more and more stuff in the name of "functionality" that's really just extra data harvesting (or surveillance fodder, perhaps).

@nikitonsky Lol

@nikitonsky Back in my day, we installed Mac OS from 1.4MB floppies and just used ascii to emote! :) X’D

@nikitonsky I did the math for you. The emojis resolution is 22000x22000 pixels, and they are not compressed.

@nikitonsky Why do we need emoji security updates? Was there an emoji vulnerability? 🤔

@nikitonsky Animated and 3D?

@nikitonsky Those high DPI displays must be quite something now

@nikitonsky emyugi

@nikitonsky The nonsense things about Apple's updates.