Finally, Citizens United comes to its logical conclusion.

A judge in Delaware, where many big U.S. companies are incorporated, ruled ‌on Tuesday that a small town that allows corporations to vote in municipal elections was not violating the state's constitution.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/delaware-court-upholds-voting-by-companies-small-towns-election-2026-05-26/

#uspol

@FritzAdalis
It is a law in many municipalities that a person owning a business, even though residing outside jurisdiction, can vote.

@danneau

It used to be the case, at least in early democracies, that only landowners could vote.

So what is old is new again.

@FritzAdalis

@pewnack @danneau @FritzAdalis We should assume that's the endgame.

@Steve

Predominantly men and rich men were landowners. I think, from what I've heard from some of these fucking billionaires you're on the money (pun intended).

@danneau @FritzAdalis

@danneau @FritzAdalis A person yes, but this ruling gives votes to the corporations themselves, not the owners of said corporations. So you or I could set up a shell corp, register it in Delaware and buy a vacant lot in Fenwick Island. Then we could have the corp vote in elections there while still retaining our ability to vote in elections where we actually live. This ruling is legalizing more votes for those with more money.

@Jumpmed @FritzAdalis

Got it, and got that right away back when CU came down. It has been disheartening to watch the slide into corporate corruption being accepted at all levels as legitimate political speech as well as to watch as the nastiest of human constructs displace actual humans in the making of decisions that determine the course of all life on the only habitable planet we know.

@FritzAdalis

Fortunately, this is offset with states like Hawaii, and I think it’s either Wyoming or Montana that just voted to strip corporations of the power (which is distinct from the right) to spend money on elections.

Delaware is a loss cause.

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @FritzAdalis Montana had a law drastically limiting corporate money in politics after it was shown time and again to be buying elections. Citizens United overrode it. Now a group in Montana is working on a new approach to fixing it:

https://transparentelection.org

Transparent Election Initiative

See what's broken in our politics, how The Montana Plan fixes it, and how to bring transparent, accountable, local elections to your state.

Transparent Election Initiative

@FritzAdalis
"The group sought a court order blocking Fenwick Island from counting votes by 'non-human artificial entities' in future elections."

Watch big techs spin up thousands of "AI Agents" with servers in Delaware to vote there and claim that this precedent allows it

@FritzAdalis The true "final BOSS" is a fully AI corporation that votes.

@FritzAdalis

Have these people registered for the draft? Do they pay personal income taxes? If not then it seems like a two tiered system.

@HakeemG @FritzAdalis I would like Walmart to have jury duty...
@vrek @HakeemG @FritzAdalis I would not want to be tried by Wal-Mart. That goes double if the charge has any nexus to shoplifting

@FritzAdalis

seems like if a corporation can vote, it should be paying the same tax rate as any other voter...

@paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis Sucks we banned Poll Taxes, we could tax their asses based on the number of employees they have.

@dhamlinmusic @FritzAdalis

poll taxes are the wrong knob. the fascists would always find ways to use it to deny individual voters they don't like.

@paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis

And be subject to the death penalty if they kill someone

@johntimaeus @FritzAdalis

i am no fan of corporal punishment but i do think that if corporations try to claim that they are "persons", they need to accept all responsibilities and punishments. not sure exactly how we would give life imprisonment to corporations but i'm willing to figure out how we hold them just as responsible as anyone else for any illegal acts they perpetrate.

if they kill, they should be held fully accountable under the law.

@paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis

Or break the corporate veil and directly prosecute the board members and C-suite?

@johntimaeus @FritzAdalis

i'm a big fan of not having incorporation being a license to let those running said corporations be immune to the consequences of their illegal actions.

@paul_ipv6 @johntimaeus @FritzAdalis certainly disbanding a company with a sick corporate culture is praxis but decisions are made by _people_ who should be held personally accountable for the consequences of their choices

@raven667 @johntimaeus @FritzAdalis

yes. human beings should be held responsible. boards realizing that they aren't immune from criminal decisions might deter other folks from making the same bad choices.

@paul_ipv6 @johntimaeus @FritzAdalis there are always going to be fresh idiots, but someone has to remove them from the power to harm

@paul_ipv6 @johntimaeus @FritzAdalis my ideas: prison = company is temporarily halted from conducting business. Death penalty: closed and liquidated.

Shareholders and employees suffer. But we utterly disregard fam/coworkers’ suffering when a Real Person is arrested.

@InkomTech @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis

The only problem with killing a company is the impact on workers.
I've long advocated that corporate fines should be much larger. And then doubled, with the second half taken directly as shares from the C-suite and board and given as equal shares to the employees

@johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis yeah, that really bothers me, too. But when someone crimes, we don’t consider their jail sentence’s impact on their dependents. And if CompanyX closes abruptly, employees might (a) stop tolerating coworker / boss criminal behavior and (b) start a replacement company.

As for huger fines, A few countries adjust fines based on income or family net worth. https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/13/europe/switzerland-speeding-ticket-wealthy-fines-swiss-latam-intl. $90,000 Swiss francs for 17 mph over the speed limit.

A driver faces up to $110,000 in fines for speeding on a Swiss street. But he can afford it

Why the eye-popping penalty? Because the speedster, a repeat offender, is one of Switzerland’s wealthiest people, and the Vaud canton, or region, serves up fines based on factors like income, fortune or general family financial situation.

CNN
@johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis also, merchant ships were incorporated entities. And a ship lost to pirates was often ordered to be scuttled. So, there’s plenty of precedent.

@InkomTech @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis Yeah, but people don’t commonly have more than maybe eight dependents, while it’s common for corporations to have far, far more. Seems like the corporate death penalty could be:

• Send the board and upper management (say, EVP and up) to prison
• Void all outstanding shares (vaguely like chapter 11 bankruptcy, but for control of the company)
• Start an automatic lawsuit for ordinary shareholders against the board and upper management for the loss
• Forcibly turn the corporation into an employee co-op or similar with a state-selected transition team

Punishes the people who made the decisions while protecting the employees. More like a corporate lobotomy, I guess.

(Chuckles at the Lobotomy part — what if there ain’t brain in there?) @bob_zim @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis
@bob_zim @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis 2 ‘hacks’ immediately come to mind: First, if Exxon puts a shitty ship to sea, but charters corps so liable parties are shell shell shell shell -> who goes to jail? And can Joe-Bob dump toxic sludge illegally, showing “evidence” he was ordered to, to get a new boss?

@InkomTech @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis That’s what trials are for. We’re not supposed to hand out the death penalty without a trial (part of why ACAB), after all.

I’m just talking about a way corporations could be existentially threatened without immediately wrecking the livelihoods of all of their employees. To use your example, if Exxon were simply dissolved, that’s 61,000 people sharing the punishment, most of whom wouldn’t have had anything to do with the action leading to the punishment.

@bob_zim @InkomTech @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis How about expropriating the board and major stockholders, and turning Exxon into a worker-owned energy coop? Then encourage the co-op to diversify into renewables, which is the growth sector in energy these days.
@LukefromDC @InkomTech @johntimaeus @paul_ipv6 @FritzAdalis That’s items 1, 2, and 4 in what I suggested.
@bob_zim what’s jail / prison constitute?

@InkomTech That question could have a lot of interpretations.

The difference between them is jail is pre-trial detainment while prison is post-trial.

In the abstract, both represent a loss of freedom of movement and action.

As for how the concepts could apply to corporations, state-appointed administrators who replace the board and C-level execs and who are minimally accountable to shareholders.

As for how I propose applying it to the board and upper management, that would probably need to be decided during the trial based on culpability. With strong evidence, some could go to prison for life.

@FritzAdalis how exactly does this work? Is it one corpo, one vote? If so, can I just go on a LLC creation spree, all incorporated in a specific location, with a collective of individuals and start trading money back and forth (works to keep hyperscalers, chip producers, etc afloat) and flood the zone somewhere to promote some agenda?
@BurritoSommelier
I think it's corps that own property. So you buy a bunch of property and spin up an llc for each one.

@FritzAdalis @BurritoSommelier

but like, how many corps can we have per property
because surely it isn't one vote per lot

@ProcessParsnip @FritzAdalis @BurritoSommelier is it not? i thought it was -- one vote per corporation owning at least one lot (and thus one vote per lot, if each one is given to a new corporation). i wouldn't underestimate how silly this whole thing is.
@pinecone460 @ProcessParsnip @FritzAdalis @BurritoSommelier Tons of corporations incorporated in Delaware don’t actually own property, they lease a mailbox. It’s common for hundreds to share the same street address. This particular decision might apply only to corporations which actually own land, though.
@FritzAdalis ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball

@FritzAdalis Oh. This is why. I completely missed this. How did RI amend their state constitution? It's usually quite difficult.

"In 2008, Delaware's General Assembly amended ‌the charter ⁠to allow non-resident voting by artificial entities, including corporations, partnerships, trusts and limited liability companies, which must be chartered in Delaware."

This is the shit that right-wing gremlins make happen when they're not stomped down completely. And they can do it because idiots like me stop paying attention when things seem OK-ish nationally.

@FritzAdalis Eeh. I would say this is more of a logical conclusion of Kelo v. City of New London which actually predates Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission.
@FritzAdalis Nice to see that we're making rotten boroughs great again.
@FritzAdalis I'm pretty sure Neal Stephenson predicted this. Not necessarily in a good way.
@FritzAdalis Wow. Corporations are people, trust me bro.

@FritzAdalis the horror 🫩😭

This is totally fucked up

@romeu @FritzAdalis I shouldn't mention the City of London, should I?

@FritzAdalis hasn't this been going on for centuries in the City of London?

https://www.cityoflondon.gov.uk/about-us/voting-elections

Voting and elections

Voting and election information for the City of London Corporation

City of London
@FritzAdalis What about the death penalty for companies?

@holdenweb @FritzAdalis That actually exists: revocation of the corporate charter. The offender can only stay in business as a partnership, meaning every investor is fully liable for all debts and judgements.

This is more than enough to effectively execute any business with substantial externalized risk. It is rarely used however: the US executes people of color not rich people and corporations.

@FritzAdalis
Not finished yet.

Corporations cannot stand in elections yet.

Only when Pollution'r'us Inc can run for mayor, everything will be fine in the USA.

@FritzAdalis
So if a person owns four companies, he can cast five votes?

They don't even consider "one nan, one vote" an ideal to aim for.

@leeloo
The law does say if you own a company and live in the district you only get one vote. They don't discuss multiple companies.

@FritzAdalis
Oh, so technically, your secret uncle in Bahamas¹ needs to own the company...

¹) The one who handles the taxes anyway.

@FritzAdalis so, say, an owner owns a property, witch they title in equal portions to three companies they registered. Did they just buy three extra votes for the cost of registrations?