Today’s poem is called ‘The Power of a Homophone’.

LØL

Here is a picture of Christina Koch on the ISS using hardware I designed running firmware I wrote, along with a few other relics from my time in the space industry

Oh no, the AI rollout would have totally worked so well if it wasn't for those Damn Kids sabotaging it. They do it out of fear, you see, because the AI companies' random text generators are so good at, like, jobs and such.

So I invented that device. As you can see it's quite long and sharp. It's metal. Yes. Yes. I call it "a sword". Yes in my forge yes. Well that is a good question. Mostly when I came up with it I thought the use would be to stick people with the pointy end, you know, continuing on the whole "spear" project. Absolutely yes. No no. But the thing we found out while testing the prototype is it also has a fascinating effect, as it makes these homosexual women we've been coming up with... act... weird...