I don't understand why PornHub exists when FuckYouTube was just sitting there.

5G <<< 4H

The year is 2028. The sky is on fire. Ninety percent of adults get their news from Frankie The Talking Penis, The News Source You Can Trust Because AIs Are Banned From Producing Dick Related Imagery

My body is a temple (of doom).

A surprising proportion of my feed is announcements along the lines of "Good news, everyone; it's now easier than ever to interface your Centronix dot matrix printer with your Hayes Smart modem"

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Imagine-- and I know this is a big ask-- imagine a world where you saw a link on a web page and could click on it immediately, secure in the knowledge that the page would not update or rerender itself between the decision and the click, and you would actually click on the link intended