Mastodawn

Coffee shops are now basically Coke Freestyle and I don't like it

I order a latte and every single time:

"you don't want any flavors?"

guuuuurl, coffee IS the flavor!

Put a melted candy bar in your coffee, boomer. Get with the times.

@infoseclogger I prefer to eat my tiramisu with a fork, not drink it 😆

@sawaba Coke watches you make decisions. Those machines have a camera just over the screen.

@kajer whaaaaaaaaaaaa

@kajer aaaaaaaaaat???

Seriously?

@kajer holy crap, the camera cutout is right there in the image I used

I had no idea

@sawaba Coffee flavored coffee Coffee shops - Now that's a novel idea. When do we get the VC money?