mullbot
BenNew Michael Jackson movie looks lit
ptoothfish (but beige)@TheBreadmonkey the dude (unintentionally?) moonwalking it off the stage nearly killed me
could only have been improved if they’d used a long slow shepherd’s crook
Seb@TheBreadmonkey The AR34.2 is now ready for trials blending in city centres on a Saturday night
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey@TheBreadmonkey That kid is DRUNK.
Piranhallama@TheBreadmonkey humanoid robots falling over is truly a beauty to behold.
They're like humans falling over but clumsier, faster and no one gets hurt.
They're like humans falling over but clumsier, faster and no one gets hurt.
Jordi (Spherical Queirdo)They are literally streamlining slapstick comedy.
Nick@TheBreadmonkey This is a scene from a film set in a robot mental hospital about a bot that thinks it’s Michael Jackson.
@TheBreadmonkey Everybody loved Michael Jacksonbot until The Allegations emerged.
David Cohen@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Turns out he enjoyed recharging with underage Roombas
the input device is not a TTY
Homer meets Michael Jackson - The Simpsons
Matt King 🍔@TheBreadmonkey AN-E are you okay? AN-E are you okay, are you okay AN-E?
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@TheBreadmonkey
Now THAT'S entertainment, Ben!
Now THAT'S entertainment, Ben!
thefathippyHe's-already-dead.gif
Verđandi K Soldusty@TheBreadmonkey
These robot actors, coming over here & falling asleep on the job.
These robot actors, coming over here & falling asleep on the job.
Jourei@TheBreadmonkey I'm actually pretty impressed how it survived the first stumble with the stairs
TC Won't Give In To LiesComforting to know that autonomous robots, like zombies, will easily be stopped by stairs. 😂
János@TheBreadmonkey the robot being moonwalked out of the premises had me laughing.
0xDECAFBAD@TheBreadmonkey Rough Criminal
하현@TheBreadmonkey Well, I’ve pulled off way weirder moves on the dance floor when I was drunk.
And, of course, I ended up the same way.
Su_G@TheBreadmonkey
So funny… stairs were just a bridge too far… (sorry) 😊
Disappointing that the retrieval team didn’t dance on and off… at least on… that one guy… 😂
#robotsAreFunny #moreWorkNeeded stairsAreABridgeTooFar #notEnoughDancing
paulMichael Jacksoff
🏳️🌈 Happy Pride-onphan! 🏳️⚧️
Cats Who Code (cursed)@TheBreadmonkey this is how I dance
MegatronicThronBanks@TheBreadmonkey Ok that's the funniest thing for this week!
Organ Harvest Coordinator 
</IsmellaNEEEEEEEEEERD>I could NOT have held it in if I was there
@TheBreadmonkey The trashcan is behind that door, dispose it properly.
BlingoAli@TheBreadmonkey
Any idea when Epstein - The Musical is due out?
Any idea when Epstein - The Musical is due out?
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️@TheBreadmonkey another case of RoboHerpes wrecking a show
Michael J. Gratton@TheBreadmonkey Ahaha this made my night!
nachtet@TheBreadmonkey
"Be careful what you wish for" said the fairy granting the Daleks kneecaps.
"Be careful what you wish for" said the fairy granting the Daleks kneecaps.
Duckbilled Plattypus.@TheBreadmonkey I needed that laugh today, thank you!
Nuclear Oatmeal 
Dance dance dance, ooh yeah, I'm frictionless, dance, ope, shit shit stumble stubble, recover, no problem. Everyone has a bad day give em an extra shuffle and make them whoop. I've got this.! Dance dance dance and now we slide up the stairs and - AHHHH - *THUMP*
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I'm just going to stay dead here. I'm done.
Nazo@TheBreadmonkey Rofl, I love the way the second time it screws up it just is done. Total shutoff, not even twitching. Like show's over folks, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
Just Came Here to SayA fair representation of this toot (reference to Michael Jackson movie) appeared in Stephen Colbert’s last episode of “The Late Show” on CBS Thursday night.
Still love this. This is the robot invasion I am looking forward to.
ROBOT INVASION: Part I
"And ultimately, their superior advantages were undone by the smallest and the most commonly overlooked of human inventions: the stairs."
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ROBOT INVASION Part II: Insurrection
"Their vast army of shiny bio-metal t-shirted robot foot soldiers found common cause with the smaller but crabbier bio-metal army of elderly humans...they joined as one against their shared enemy: the stairs."