Today i found out the space under my store looks like jigsaw’s fucking lair
@hannah Murder basement for sure.
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📼 hello hannah. I want to buy a skein.
@hannah some student filmmaker somewhere has been looking for a set like that for their horror short.
@titania @hannah yes there is an opportunity to rent this out as an event space if you aren’t afraid
@chad @titania unfortunately this space is not on my lease
@hannah @chad @titania You're letting your opportunity to go full supervillain slip through your fingers.
@chad @titania @hannah I cleaned out a few similar spaces in downtown Cincinnati for just this purpose. Probably took years off my life in the process but it was worth it for the DIY goth shows.

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Whoa look like some amazing structural posts!

@hannah time to turn this murder basement into a murder home
@hannah When we were house hunting, every time we looked at a place with an unfinished room or basement, I referred to it as "the murder room" and I'm not sure whether my realtor was concerned or genuinely thought it was funny.
@hannah the trouble with photographing a space like that is it takes ages to photoshop out the henchman bound to the chair for interrogation
@hannah ... What do his other lairs look like?
@hannah If I ever need a venue to do a murder, I know who to ask.
@hannah a solitary, half-deflated party balloon would really pull the place together

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This space would make a great yarn barn

@hannah pardon my proustian reverie i just had about the guy living behind a piece of plywood in my shared laundry when i was in college. secret laundry guy. looked just like this. i hope he’s ok now.
@cartoonmouse every building of worth has its hidden laundry man