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one of the release managers for PHP 8.4, but i don't talk about that here

internet projectionist

token cishet male (he/they)

Liberia?cb
“SFINAE? is that a scottish name?”
i find the mars volta inspiring for being a prog rock band that doesn’t actually know how to play their instruments. usually they’re like virtuosos or something
AF_ALG comes back to haunt me again, or “why did /usr/bin/hardlink segfault on make install”? https://sporks.space/2026/05/19/chasing-down-why-installing-the-kernel-segfaulted/
Chasing down why installing the kernel segfaulted - the sporks space

I’ve been running a server for continuous integration targeting a specific architecture. If you’ve been running servers recently, you’ll know about the constant treadmill of kernel patches due to widely publicized issues like Copy Fail. Usually, these go pretty smoothly… Continue reading →

the sporks space
the lighting in this bathroom is just exact where my phone constantly bounces between two brightness levels
anyone can be uniquely identified by listing their top three songs from XTC’s English Settlement
in linux, the purpose of the splice system call is to turn minor bugs in niche kernel modules into massive 9.9 CVEs that affect everyone
ok AI haters, let’s see you give up your zojirushi rice cooker with fuzzy logic
inventing a guy who wonders why there isn’t a masculine hygiene aisle at the store
meetings are the engine of progress
this 5 hour meeting could have been a 2 hour meeting