The "company’s infamous 'peptide Fridays' when employees injected themselves with gray-market compounds during breakfast in the office... scrapped for being too flip for 'the clinical gravity' of the message."

If your boss asks to you to inject unregulated substances into your body, at work, on a weekly basis... you clearly need a union.

https://sfstandard.com/2026/05/17/hot-peptide-summer-startups

@ashleygjovik man the peptides stuff is crazy. I was just watching a video yesterday talking about the growth factor injections some chinese influencers are getting in their faces causing tissue hyperplasia
@neckspike That's horrifying!
@ashleygjovik yeah it was so horrific, it just keeps growing and growing

@neckspike @ashleygjovik Dito, though I considered it “too stupid to believe”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMk1OSSAW28

China’s Deadly “Bubble Face” Disaster

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@ashleygjovik "In recent months, the 25-year-old Australian has become the Bay Area’s peptide poster boy..."

Of course, and apologies.

Watch 'I can't. Can't what? I can't inject you with window cleaner. I don't mind. Hey, what does...' | The Man with Two Brains Clip

Watch the clip 'I can't. Can't what? I can't inject you with window cleaner. I don't mind. Hey, what does...' from the movie The Man with Two Brains on Clip.Cafe. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't. Fran: Can't what? Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner. Fran: I don't mind. Hey, what does it do anyway? Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last. Fran: I don't mind.

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@ashleygjovik I imagine William Gibson waking up every morning, reading the news, and sighing heavily "it's so much dumber than I imagined. So, so much dumber."

@ashleygjovik I remember that in 1920s people were ingesting radionuclides with the same enthusiasm. Didn’t turn out well for a lot of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_fad

Radium fad - Wikipedia

@masek X-rays too! Wild behavior

@ashleygjovik John Brunner wrote 1975 in “The shockwave rider”:

"There are two kinds of fool. One says, 'This is old, and therefore good.' And one says, 'This is new, and therefore better.'"

@ashleygjovik The depths to which the stupidity (and greed) of humanity can go amazes me but the same time doesn't surprise me.