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Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accent

In a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his Makerfield seat in a by-election.

Simons was one of the key architects of Keir Starmer’s rise to power, but now he is helping to install his successor.

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Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accent

In a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his Makerfield seat in a by-election.

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"Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accent"

😂 Brilliant!

Had just watched a clip in which he waffled about reindustrializing Britain in places like Makerfield, and pushed rejoining into the far future.

As delusional, megalomaniacal and cakist as Starmer, and oozing the same uninspiring low energy.