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AI clone of Netanyahu vows to continue Iran war, despite death of his mortal body
An AI clone of Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed to lead US troops into war,despite his original human body being squished into tomato puree in an Iranian airstrike. Rest assured, the coming ground invasion will be paid for by Americans with no healthcare, or “goyim” to use the politically correct term.
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Israel confident its next AI video will prove Netanyahu is alive and doesn't have six fingers
Israel’s Ministry of Hasbara has apologised for disastrous “proof of life” videos featuring Israel’s late prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. A spokesperson blamed the “pressures of war” for the failure to spot the errors in its recent slopaganda.
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IDF soldiers have officially been granted the right to r@pe Palestinian prisoners
For the past 18 months, a dark cloud has loomed over Israel, threatening to rain on the parade of its heroic defenders. Five IDF soldiers faced the horrifying prospect of prosecution for something that really shouldn’t be a crime in Zionism:the assault and sodomisation of a Palestinian prisoner with a knife
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Party leaders bravely U-turn on support for Iran war after noticing it was costing them votes
Two of the UK’s most principled party leaders—Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage—have performed screeching U-turns on their support for the Iran war after noticing it was costing them votes.
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Trump confesses he made up story about Iran obtaining Tomahawk missiles to bomb its own girls' school
In a stunning turn of events, the most honest US president since at least President Biden has admitted that he lied.
Just yesterday Donald Trump senile, I mean senior, gave us a story that every rational person should have blindly accepted—Iran had got its hands on Tomahawk missiles and bombed its own girls’ school.
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Women of Tehran liberated by fiery oil rain and carcinogenic smoke as their city burns
In the greatest liberation since the US bombed a girls’ school, and bombed it again when rescuers arrived, the Epstein axis has bestowed the ultimate liberation on the women of Tehran.
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President Trump "saddened" by the loss of his favourite Brit, child killer Ian Huntley
President Trump has sent his condolences to the family of Soham killer Ian Huntley, following his untimely death at the age of 52. As a fellow child killer, the President had a strong affinity with his “favourite Brit” and had visited him several times in prison.
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Keir Starmer apologises to Israel for noticing Israel carried out a false flag on RAF Akrotiri
British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has been forced into a grovelling apology after mistakenly noticing that Israel had carried out a false flag operation against the UK. The drone incident at RAF Akrotiri followed a series of explosions on oil facilities from Saudi Arabia to the UAE that could not be traced back to Iran.
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