Christian "Schepp" SchaeferMay 15
Jonah Aragon 
Fucking-AI-ass posts from Cloudflare and GitLab 🤮
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Show threadJonah Aragon May 15
Hey, speaking of weirdness, what the hell does this line in GitLab's even mean? Did they have slaves not making the choice to work for GitLab? 😂
Show threadshenanigansMay 15

@jonah what the actual hell 😭😭😭

Whoy anybody needs these blogs anyways then

Show threadStefan IhringerMay 15
@jonah It‘s under the headline „For those who are leaving“ so I guess it is meant to be a continuation of that sentence…
Show threadJonah Aragon May 16
@compfu oh, hahaha- that is just not how I read articles I guess 😆
Show threadStefan IhringerMay 16
@jonah Yeah it reads like one of these phrases that worked better before a sentence was moved or deleted but nobody proofread the whole thing. (Assuming this is even human output and not some LLM stuff)
Show threadLeeMay 16
@jonah "You came to GitLab when it needed you." Right, and now?
Show thread小津 OzuMay 14
@jonah https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rj-i_4xthQ
Clownflare

UwU Underground

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Show threadM@ Bntn 🗽May 15

@jonah 🖕up to the generated contrite statements of companies pedaling “we care about our people” or “we’re ethical!” while plotting the demise of their skilled labor.

#TheProblemAiSolvesIsWages

Show threadsarcoptus scabiumMay 15
@jonah it truly is the perfect technology for corporate tech
Show threadZazzoo 🇨🇦May 15
@jonah They're failing at 'world-class'
Show threadF4GRX SébastienMay 15
@zazzoo @jonah both are world class assholes for sure.
Show threadglasswingsMay 15
@jonah oy. yay companies finding reasons to be assholes :(
Show threadFred RochaMay 15
@jonah hey, at least they're coherent in their selling-off.
Show threadOtte Homan - remember GeordieMay 15
@jonah well, uh, it's not as if the stock standard "unintentional email reception" disclaimers all over the world haven't been "borrowed" from all over the place ... Sharing is caring, aye?
Show threadChristos Argyropoulos MD PhDMay 15
@jonah same HR consultant
Show threadMisterArix May 15
@jonah “World-class layoffs” does not mean what management thinks it means.