David BeazleySure, you don't have to use cocaine, but all of your students are using cocaine. They'd probably be more engaged if you were a bit more culturally sensitive and also used cocaine.
Kelsey Jordahl@dabeaz if you're not experimenting with cocaine to increase your productivity, you'll be left behind!
Glitzersachen
FoolishOwl@glitzersachen @kajord @dabeaz People say cocaine doesn't actually make you a genius, but they're just talking about what cocaine could do six months ago. It's much more effective now.
|~hamu_sandowicz~|@dabeaz lol is this a satyrical AI euphemism?
Bill Ricker@ham_sando @dabeaz
euphemism, allusion, reductio-ad-absurdem, analogy, allegory, call it what you will; it slaps!
euphemism, allusion, reductio-ad-absurdem, analogy, allegory, call it what you will; it slaps!
Dave Wilburn 
Hey now, at least cocaine makes you feel good and has some occasional medical uses.
noplasticshower@dabeaz it's the '80s again
Casey Ydenberg@dabeaz Hm, what happens when the dealers jack up the prices?
Rob Johnston 🍁@dabeaz Who's Rick James and who's Charlie Murphy in this allegory? 😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEKizAOZ14&pp=ygUjY29jYWluZSBhIGhlbGwgb2YgYSBkcnVnIHJpY2sgamFtZXM%3D
Cocaine's A Hell Of A Drug | Chappelle's Show
Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen@dabeaz oh yeah bump-coding is the new thing, just...do a bump and then watch your productivity go through the roof!
𝐉𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫
Paul Evans@dabeaz Yeah but I don't want to use cocaine because I'd just be funneling money to a few central druglord kingpins. And I'd be encouraging a society where everyone would be dependent on it and couldn't function without it any more.
Wait, are we still being literal or is this an analogy?
notanowlBefore consuming Cocaine? Are you joking? Where would be the fun?
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Ras 4lhague (He/Him)
Bakunin Boys@dabeaz this for meat eating.