Sure, you don't have to use cocaine, but all of your students are using cocaine. They'd probably be more engaged if you were a bit more culturally sensitive and also used cocaine.
@dabeaz oh yeah bump-coding is the new thing, just...do a bump and then watch your productivity go through the roof!

@mxchara @dabeaz That's actually a pretty accurate description of the software industry in the 80s.

Ummm... or so I read in a book.