Mastodawn

Sure, you don't have to use cocaine, but all of your students are using cocaine. They'd probably be more engaged if you were a bit more culturally sensitive and also used cocaine.

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Kelsey Jordahl 2d ago

@dabeaz if you're not experimenting with cocaine to increase your productivity, you'll be left behind!

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Glitzersachen 1d ago

@kajord @dabeaz

Cocaine use is unavoidable. Can't go back. People opposing cocaine use are just like those who opposed Cacao back then. They just don't want to adapt. Times change! Everybody uses Cocaine now.

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Glitzersachen

@kajord @dabeaz

Of course we'll provide training how to use Cocaine properly.

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Glitzersachen 1d ago

@kajord @dabeaz

The competition will overtake us if we don't use Cocaine. Or China.

Also it's much cheaper to have 10 Engineers on Cocaine and pay their Cocaine, instead of having 100 under-cocainated Engineers.

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Glitzersachen 1d ago

@kajord @dabeaz

And we want to have Cocaine re-scheduled. Cocaine is system-critical. The state should not interfere with business!

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FoolishOwl 1d ago

@glitzersachen @kajord @dabeaz People say cocaine doesn't actually make you a genius, but they're just talking about what cocaine could do six months ago. It's much more effective now.