In the category of so laughably bad the pointless destruction is the funniest part, I give #Reptilian2001 5 out of 5 stars.

There was so, so much to mock:

Bad acting - check
Nonsensical plot - check
Incoherent setting - check
Budget drained by computer glop - check, check, check

Well, the alien space ship and the monsters looked interesting, even nothing they did made sense.

Truly a #Monsterdon for the ages! Thanks everyone for choosing to suffer through this together, Thanks @Taweret for hosting, and thanks @cherizilla for the bingo card.

I don’t care if the critics were down on it. Other than the plot, the script, the acting, the direction, the CGI special effects, the live action, the costumes and set decoration, the on-set catering, and logic holes the size of the Korean DMZ, that was a damn fine movie.

#Monsterdon #reptilian #reptilian2001

Exactly two songs on the souindtrack, always the hallmark of a quality movie #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
Based on these credits I'm starting to think a bunch of Hyundai corporate employees were forced to participate or get fired #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001
(Young Gary died on the way back to his home planet) #Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

And Yonggary is gently forced to fuck off over the sea.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001

IT'S OVER! We're free. Free to live our lives kaiju free once again...
Except for those of us hanging around for the Monsterdon Double Feature.
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary

Taking Yonggary to Temu monster island

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary1999

Young Gary was last alive during an ice age?
#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001 #Yonggary

Well, somebody had to fuck off into the sea of stars.

#Monsterdon #Reptilian2001