AutistiCritic
LRRR 
I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF I GET FIRED.
GeePawHill@LRRRonEarth Seems legit.
kwayk42@LRRRonEarth "WELCOME TO MASTODON, FIGURE IT OUT"
I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME VERBALLY ABUSING PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
Stumpy The Mutt@LRRRonEarth @kwayk42 Thank you sir, may I have another?
Ludwig Vielfrass@LRRRonEarth @kwayk42 I’m uncertain how this distinguishes you from most tech support.
acffh morst@LRRRonEarth you just might be the right monster for our times.
@LRRRonEarth some monsters are the best!!
Cheers!
Nuclear OatmealNOW YOU LISTEN HERE. HE'S NOT A MONSTER! HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! NOW GO AWAY!
Normal Duchess Of Snork@LRRRonEarth If I wanted to register a complaint against another user, are you the one to contact?
He keeps threatening to destroy the Earrrth and I feel like the should be against the TOS, even though I can't find the exact rule
SURE. I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE TO REGISTER YOUR COMPLAINT.
Verđandi K SoldustyThis may explain why I've never needed Mastodon support.
sanpan@LRRRonEarth So, what personal information do you need to verify my account? My visibility is so restricted that my cats ignore me!!!
@frueheneuzeit@LRRRonEarth we make you
employee of the month. Every month. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fspongebob%2Fimages%2F7%2F78%2FBreath_of_Fresh_Squidward_134.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F1200%3Fcb%3D20200116224736&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=e490a876362fd1b87ec6d62a85590775b54e63bfd9fc62db27cbab36abe5d673
employee of the month. Every month. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fspongebob%2Fimages%2F7%2F78%2FBreath_of_Fresh_Squidward_134.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F1200%3Fcb%3D20200116224736&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=e490a876362fd1b87ec6d62a85590775b54e63bfd9fc62db27cbab36abe5d673