I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF I GET FIRED.
@LRRRonEarth "WELCOME TO MASTODON, FIGURE IT OUT"

@kwayk42

I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME VERBALLY ABUSING PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

@LRRRonEarth @kwayk42 I’m uncertain how this distinguishes you from most tech support.