Mastodawn

I ACTUALLY AM MASTODON SUPPORT BUT I HATE MY JOB AND WILL NEVER ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF I GET FIRED.

@LRRRonEarth So, what personal information do you need to verify my account? My visibility is so restricted that my cats ignore me!!!

ZERO. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS LEGIT. WHY WOULD THAT MATTER?

@LRRRonEarth Damn. My hopes of mastodon-certified influencer stardom are gone. Gonna keep posting cat-pics though. No one can stop me.