Alice McFlurry 
I've noticed that a lot of people on mastodon write really insightful and informative posts and I'm over here posting every random thought that escapes from my head like it's 2003 livejournal which has made me wonder if I’m doing mastodon wrong, so will you please let me know?
No, you're fine.
95.4%
Yes, please stop.
0.2%
Yes, but you do you boo.
4.4%
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Apr 11 at 10:05pmWeb
Show threadDavid Penfold Apr 11
@Alice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j2EgFx129w
Journey - Don't Stop Believin' (Official Music Video)

YouTube
Show threadBenediktApr 11
@Alice if you're not doing it, I have to do it... Please don't make me. I don't have time 😥
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@Bene 😂 Love ya, Benedikt!
Show threadPaul CantrellApr 11
@Alice
If somebody doesn’t want what you’re posting but they follow you anyway, then •they’re• doing Mastodon wrong!
Show threadghostdancerApr 11
This @inthehands fedizen knows how to mastodon. 👏👏👏 👍 @Alice
Show threadBryn🥰Apr 11
@Alice LOL, I just post whatever. It's your profile. If people don't like it, they can unfollow or block
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtApr 11

@Alice

YOU ARE A TREASURE! I WOULD BE BEREFT IF YOU STOPPED (with the caveat that you still should if you want to but you shouldn't want to).

Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@stevegis_ssg ❣️
Show threadinpcApr 11
@Alice I sometimes wonder where the joy in those peoples lives is... All serious and clever and shit.

Do your thing, its your Internets.
Show threadLarryApr 11
@Alice
There are nine and sixty ways
of constructing tribal lays.
And Every Single One is Right!
Show threadSimon RolfmoreApr 11
@Alice it is your feed. You should do exactly, precisely what you want in your feed.
Show threadLaura "Tegan" Gjovaag ⛈ 🐸Apr 11

@Alice
Your random thoughts = my joyful breaks from everyday worries.

Keep posting, keep me sane...

Show threadAngua Apr 11
@Alice

You're NFM I think.
I do Misskey so hard to tell.
Show threadarceuthobiumApr 11
@Alice you’re not posting in third person so you’re doing 2003 live journal wrong.
Show threadWandering HermitApr 11

@Alice

We love you, don't change a thing!❤️

Show threadThat Old Guy with the BeardApr 11

@Alice OH MY GOD!! THIS IS WHY EVERYONE FOLLOWS YOU!! Look at that follower count; it’s an approval rating of your random, anarchic, often filthy, sometimes prosaic output!

Stay who you are!

Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@IanAMartin ❣️
Show threadFaith, Purple haired feminist 🧋   Apr 11

@Alice I’ve gotten much less thoughtful in the last year.

Insight? In this economy?!?

Show threadSym (public node) Apr 11
@faithisleaping Insight? In this economy, with this rejection sensitivity, at this time of our lives, localized entirely within our fedi?
@Alice
Show threadkitApr 11
@Alice Isn’t that the entire point of Mastodon? To do it wrong?
Show threadCookiefiendApr 11
@Alice Who am I to tell anyone what to do? I post photos of cats.
Show threadLisa MeltonApr 11

@Alice You are most certainly NOT holding it wrong. If that's even possible with Mastodon.

And the 50 bazillion other neurodivergents here would agree because, well, they do the same damn thing. Dog bless them.

Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@lisamelton Thank you, Lisa! This is the kind of reassurance I need!
Show threadTyrell Gen-8 PleasurebotApr 11
@Alice @lisamelton I mean have you SEEN my timeline? It’s like if a slow crash made passionate love to a dumpster fire.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@FinalGirl @lisamelton My favorite brand of soft core porn!
Show threadLisa MeltonApr 11

@FinalGirl Jay-zus! Your timeline seems thoughtful and carefully planned compared to some of the other people I follow. 🤣

@Alice

Show threadSencha Wizard 🍵🧙‍♂️Apr 11
@Alice i can totally relate. i post like some or dog chasing a buncha squirrels with shiny collars around their necks. speaking of squirrels...
Show threadSam ClementeApr 11
@Alice There's space for both here! I tend to braindump here too
Show threadDwight (DB) 🇨🇦 🍁Apr 11
@Alice We're all doing it wrong. That's the beauty of it.
Show threadsluttymayoApr 11
@Alice slutty mayo at jorts horse here, can confirm mastodon is serious business and you're only allowed to post theses. the original concept was "linkedin but for professionals"
Show threadM Mayo-MoyleApr 11
@Alice I WISH I had the creativity and confidence to post like you do. Please keep doing what you do.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 11
@m3 ❣️
Show threadKChernecky For DemocracyApr 11
@Alice There are no rules. Post what makes you happy but no porn, please. Save that crap for twitter 🤣
Show threadthejikzApr 11
@Alice your brand of existing is fun, quirky, interesting, entertaining, refreshing, and oxford commas.
Show threadScary AustinApr 11
@Alice My account veers wildly between cat pictures, ridiculous memes, and threads from protests outside concentration camps. I make no apology for it. That's life under the Turd Reich.
Show threadMartinApr 11
@Alice You should see my toots! It gets ridiculous! Lolol!
Show threadDuckbilled Plattypus.Apr 11
@Alice Please, don't stop.
Show threadSadieApr 11
@Alice You are fabs and doing Mastodon great!
Show threadLynApr 11
@Alice Alice, my entire feed is a collection of random thoughts and occasional photos of my dog. You're good.
Show threadBig BenApr 11
@Alice You are keeping the spirit of what I used to love about Twitter alive. Never let that early(er) flame die out
Show threadAri "Two Elements" JacksonApr 12

@Alice I have not said it in way too long:

We love you for exactly who you are!

I in particular love your big, shiny brain. There. I said it.

Oh, also, you have a great eye through the camera. 🤗😎

Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 12
@arisummerland Love you so much, Ari!
Show threadThat Old Guy with the BeardApr 12

@Alice @arisummerland Super sexy brain.

Would have sex with that brain, it’s so sexy.

I want to fuck your brain!

🦗

🦗

🦗

I made it weird now, didn’t I?

Show threadAri "Two Elements" JacksonApr 12
@Alice right back at ya, my dear. 😍
Show threadChris HuckApr 12
@Alice Your posts are always a delight. We need more of that in the world.
Show threadsquinkyApr 12
@Alice insightful and informative? What are you trying to be, the warning label on my psych meds?
Show threadJ.D. MacLeod 🇨🇦Apr 12
@Alice you say "2003 livejournal" like it's a BAD thing
Show threadsuper famichad Apr 12
@Alice I am so rarely sincere on here, and you won’t ever catch me trying to be significant
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 12
@chad Love ya, Chad!
Show threadthefathippyApr 12

@Alice

People doing what they do are what makes mastodon cool. Whimsical, silly, bizarre toots are refreshments for the soul.

You're doing it right—or lots of us are doing it wrong.

Show threadBrandon RohrerApr 12
@Alice you are my emotional support poaster
Show threadThe Right IrreverendApr 12
@Alice I screwed up my vote. You’re one of my favorite reasons for being on Mastodon.
Show threadDJ ToebeansApr 12
@Alice I recently reread my 2003 LiveJournal. I think you're fine.
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyApr 12
@Alice
Keep doing what you're doing. * checks instructions* You're doing it just right. Though I have just realised I don't see enough of your posts...
...
Turns out I'm doing it wrong 😬 by not following you. Shall rectify immediately.
Show threadTheZorseApr 12

@Alice

Your follower count says it all.

Show threadiced_spidersApr 12
@Alice I don't post shit. I just boost and occasionally reply to other people's stuff. Any original content you post is far above what I'm contributing.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 12
@iced_spiders Hugssss, bud!
Show threadshomApr 12
@Alice I routinely think about random stuff you have posted long after I've forgotten what the "insightful" posts were. Turns out, YOU are the insightful shit poster!
Show threadAlice McFlurry Apr 12
@shom Awwww, Shom! ❣️