THE TOILET IS UNPOWERED

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The commentator referred to the toilet as ”the potty” and I don’t think I’ve heard that word since I was five years old lmao

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Hearing the comms from Integrity just now made me cry…

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Oh my god, seeing the splashdown for the first time since I was a small child is hitting me _hard_…

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With all the comms problems that they’re currently having with the rescue team, I don’t see why they don’t switch to these

The last screen the crew saw before shutting down Integrity

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THERE... ARE... FIVE... BALLOONS...

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They're putting a collar around the spacecraft now. Pretty kinky, if you ask me...

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OMFG WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CATS AND THE SPLASHDOWN THERE ARE PICTURES OF THEM ALL OVER MY TIMELINE LOL

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CATS HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN OVER FIFTY YEARS

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Shouldn’t NASA be using the technology that that guy used to teleport to a Waffle House rather than this painfully long extraction process involving boats and helicopters???

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Ya know… you _could_ say that the part when Integrity fired off its first round of chutes could be called a…

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

… drogue show

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WHERE’S MY SPACE LIVESTREAM?!?!?! I NEED A NEW SPACE LIVESTREAM NAOOOOOOOOOO

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I don’t think I’ve posted a single thing of _any_ scientific value during this entire mission.

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NASA’s Amit Kshatriya looks almost exactly like my favorite DJ, Henry Saiz

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@quephird The Science Evaluation Room told the crew that impressions and feelings were just as important as measurements, so that might work for you too!

@quephird never fear, #NASA still has you covered!

Artemis II post-splashdown news conference

https://www.youtube.com/live/Ir2X1-FjDxg

and once that concludes… 👇

NASA live video from the International Space Station #ISS

https://www.youtube.com/live/sWasdbDVNvc

NASA YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@nasa

NASA's Artemis II Post-Splashdown News Conference

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@quephird they can only do that if the astronauts are martial arts masters as well as pilots
@quephird All that accomplishes is sending them to a Waffle House.
@quephird please share
@chrisamaphone THESE ARE JUST FOUR OF THEM… AND THEY’RE ALL DIFFERENT CATS

For anyone on Bluesky, here’s a feed of cat/Artemis II photos put together by Joshua Friedman:

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/feed/aaahuawzr46cm

Cats Watching Artemis II by @joshuajfriedman.com

A feed of your cat watching the Artemis II splashdown

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20260410 My cat attacked Artemis II Integrity before its splash down! | Wah Wah

20260410 My cat attacked Artemis II Integrity before its splash down!

@quephird I thought stabilization collars were for puppygirls with abandonment issues.
@beccadax I mean... they've all been gone for nine days
@quephird 94 short of the required 99 Luftballons

@quephird Oh, I used to have a set of those as a kid.

I got them at an early 90s flea market.

@quephird pretty sure i had these exact walkie talkies as a kid