THE TOILET IS UNPOWERED

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The commentator referred to the toilet as ”the potty” and I don’t think I’ve heard that word since I was five years old lmao

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Hearing the comms from Integrity just now made me cry…

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Oh my god, seeing the splashdown for the first time since I was a small child is hitting me _hard_…

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With all the comms problems that they’re currently having with the rescue team, I don’t see why they don’t switch to these

The last screen the crew saw before shutting down Integrity

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THERE... ARE... FIVE... BALLOONS...

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They're putting a collar around the spacecraft now. Pretty kinky, if you ask me...

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OMFG WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CATS AND THE SPLASHDOWN THERE ARE PICTURES OF THEM ALL OVER MY TIMELINE LOL

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CATS HAVEN’T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN OVER FIFTY YEARS

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Shouldn’t NASA be using the technology that that guy used to teleport to a Waffle House rather than this painfully long extraction process involving boats and helicopters???

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Ya know… you _could_ say that the part when Integrity fired off its first round of chutes could be called a…

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… drogue show

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WHERE’S MY SPACE LIVESTREAM?!?!?! I NEED A NEW SPACE LIVESTREAM NAOOOOOOOOOO

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I don’t think I’ve posted a single thing of _any_ scientific value during this entire mission.

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NASA’s Amit Kshatriya looks almost exactly like my favorite DJ, Henry Saiz

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