Bought a house with my girlfriend and thought the mortgage would be the stressful part. Instead the whole place is now a Pokémon daycare for her, every room taken over, and I'm too embarrassed to invite anyone round in case they think I'm raising a grown child.
@fesshole How gross. She deserves better.
@fesshole you are allowed to talk about that and more importantly, you are allowed to have your spaces
@fesshole also TF do you care, she is happy with it.
@fesshole you're scared they'll find you a bit Oddish when they peek at you?

@fesshole

Man, most of these relationship confessions boil down to no one just talking about things with their partner.

@MyWoolyMastadon I really wanna know how they didn’t realise *before* buying the house, though.

@andersgeek

You'd think you'd also notice this behavior in whatever space your spouse was living in before the marriage.

@fesshole

Talk to your partner, son.

Pray ten paternosters and ten hailmarys.

And congrats on the new house! In this freaking economy, pardiez!

Next!

@fesshole Fortunately it's only daycare, so you get your own space at night.
@fesshole oh don't be such a Weedle! To be honest you sound like a completely Ghastly partner.