Bought a house with my girlfriend and thought the mortgage would be the stressful part. Instead the whole place is now a Pokémon daycare for her, every room taken over, and I'm too embarrassed to invite anyone round in case they think I'm raising a grown child.

@fesshole

Talk to your partner, son.

Pray ten paternosters and ten hailmarys.

And congrats on the new house! In this freaking economy, pardiez!

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