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Drunkmonk Apr 8

Y'all, I officially have no idea what in tarnation is actually happening in #Iran. (Not nukes! #TACO instead. Yay.)

The US media is touting this like #USA won, but #Arab and #Farsi reports are telling a story a little more plausible. Those reports say that the Strait will be opened *under IRGC control, for two weeks, using tolls (that's new), with payment in #Chinese #Yuan.

This is the beginning of the end of the petrodollar. And Iran has two weeks to rebuild their missile systems and 14 Billion in Yuan we just gave them to buy oil.

Meanwhile, #Israel says ceasefire doesn't apply to them, and they targeted and destroyed one of the oldest synagogues in the world in Tehran, burying torah scrolls older than those in Jerusalem.

Wrong kind of Jews. Tan / Brown ones. Like the bombing of the Catholic churches in Palestine and Lebanon. Wrong kind of Christians. Not the Crusaders, you see. Don't worship the Golden Calf, preferring the peasant Palestinian.

How is this a "winning"?

Darwin Woodka Apr 8

@MissConstrue Israel has become what they once abhorred. They are not winning. Israel and the US are losing respect and power the world over. Trump and Netanyahu have destroyed the reputation of their countries.

Bilal Barakat 🍉Apr 8

@darwinwoodka @MissConstrue

Only it never actually "abhorred" it. There's a fascinating new book in German about the roots of Zionism in Prussian nationalist thinking, the spiritual predecessor to German fascism.

MissConstrue Apr 9

@bifouba @darwinwoodka If you have the title, I’ll put in on my list for English edition. I can muddle through grade school German, but not actual literacy.

Bilal Barakat 🍉Apr 9

It's this one:
www.palmyra-verlag.de/messerschmid.html

Bl4ckst4r Apr 8

@darwinwoodka @MissConstrue even if Israel would be the most peaceful state in world their reputation would be horrible, unfortunately :(

Mario Guerra Apr 8

@darwinwoodka @MissConstrue Exactly that.

🏳️‍🌈 leberschnitzel 🏳️‍🌈Apr 8

@MissConstrue but exactly that was already the case last week? EDIT: To clarify: Already last week (and I think the week before too) ships could pass through the straight if they paid a hefty Yuan fee.

Fahri Reza 🍉Apr 8

Apparently "Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama" is already out there saying the war happened for no reason.

klegdixal Apr 8

@MissConstrue
It's a loss for US and a win for China/BRICS.
The downfall of $ as a reserve currency accelerated.

OTOH about-ish half of the Israeli Jews are "tan". According to 2023 data there were 9100 Jews in the whole of Iran.

Joanie with the Good Hair 😷Apr 8

@MissConstrue To quote from 'Through the Looking Glass':

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "It means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "Whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master - that’s all."

@MissConstrue ... wondering whether the history of previous Iranian oil bourses based on the Euro will percolate upwards...
Yeah, massive self-own on the part of US, but when you look at the current leadership it's not hard to understand.

Toni Aittoniemi Apr 8

@MissConstrue It’s ”winning” if you consider the people that matter are Trump’s inner circle.

They made a big buck with insider-trading on that pre-taco bluster, and knowing the taco would be coming.

But you know what I think? As all dictators Trump has gotten too sure of himself. And the neocons aren’t going to be happy for giving Iran so much. Perhaps they will be the ones to remove him.

Jack Yan (甄爵恩)Apr 8

@gimulnautti @MissConstrue I wonder about the Gulf countries who gifted Trump with a lot of stuff. What did they get in return? Iranian attacks on their oil and desalination plants. Terrible return on investment. They might want Trump gone as well.

Maria Langer | 📝🛥️💎Apr 8

@MissConstrue We are in the opening days of World War III.

John Griffith Apr 8

https://aje.news/lphkea

In Strait of Hormuz, Iran and China take aim at US dollar hegemony

Tehran and Beijing both stand to gain from boosting status of the Chinese yuan.

Al Jazeera