Low Quality FactsTonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It's a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.
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I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.
Asbestos@lowqualityfacts
Popcorn kernels on a sting?
Popcorn kernels on a sting?
NerdNextDoor 
@lowqualityfacts scots person here, can confirm that this is true.
troi@lowqualityfacts Don't know about Scots but Lazarus Long certainly had at least one.
Jen X. Zerofux@lowqualityfacts that reminds me of the time when my kid was maybe 3 or 4 and walked into the living room, lifted her shirt to reveal at least a dozen assorted forks and metal skewers tucked in the waistband of her pants. "In case there are bad guys," she told me.
John TimaeusNothing is worn under the kilt. It's just well used.
qurlyjoe
Sam Livingston-Gray@lowqualityfacts but what does a *true* Scotsman