Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It's a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.
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I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.
@lowqualityfacts that reminds me of the time when my kid was maybe 3 or 4 and walked into the living room, lifted her shirt to reveal at least a dozen assorted forks and metal skewers tucked in the waistband of her pants. "In case there are bad guys," she told me.