Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It's a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.
https://collabs.shop/douuuk
I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.
@lowqualityfacts scots person here, can confirm that this is true.