that man flirted with his wife FROM THE MOON. you can at least reply to texts in a timely fashion.
disappeared for 40 mins, where were you, behind the far side of the fucken moon?
@lzg at least he says beforehand that he's going to disappear for 40min 😅
@lzg it’s 40 minutes - they better have a good story! and we want the intel!

@lzg I think I’m gonna respond with, “Oh, sorry… I was experiencing Loss of Signal”, the next time that I ghost out on someone I’m trying to avoid talking to.

:3 :3 :3

@lzg "I did reply quickly, I was just on Pluto at the time so it took hours to get there and back!"
@lzg If he wanted to, he would!

@lzg

Overachievers are always making my life harder.

@lzg perfect opportunity to make Uranus jokes.
@lzg there were flirtations, and I missed them? I’m curious to watch the footage now and see if I can notice it, knowing that it’s there.
@lzg when was the flirtation according to the mission clock?
@musiciankate haha it was just Victor Glover who told his wife in the gallery, "Hey, Babe, I love you! From the moon!" but I don't know what time it was.

@lzg

Makes me think of this exchange from THE sweetest love song of the 1980s, Rah Band's “Clouds Across The Moon”.

Operator:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7 at this time."

Mrs. Johnson:
"Okay, well thank you very much. I'll-I'll try again next year..."

@lzg where were you!? were you cheating on me behind the moon?!

*gulp*