that man flirted with his wife FROM THE MOON. you can at least reply to texts in a timely fashion.
@lzg I think Iâm gonna respond with, âOh, sorry⌠I was experiencing Loss of Signalâ, the next time that I ghost out on someone Iâm trying to avoid talking to.
:3 :3 :3
Overachievers are always making my life harder.
Makes me think of this exchange from THE sweetest love song of the 1980s, Rah Band's âClouds Across The Moonâ.
Operator:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7 at this time."
Mrs. Johnson:
"Okay, well thank you very much. I'll-I'll try again next year..."
@lzg where were you!? were you cheating on me behind the moon?!
*gulp*