that man flirted with his wife FROM THE MOON. you can at least reply to texts in a timely fashion.
Makes me think of this exchange from THE sweetest love song of the 1980s, Rah Band's “Clouds Across The Moon”.
Operator:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7 at this time."
Mrs. Johnson:
"Okay, well thank you very much. I'll-I'll try again next year..."