that man flirted with his wife FROM THE MOON. you can at least reply to texts in a timely fashion.
disappeared for 40 mins, where were you, behind the far side of the fucken moon?
@lzg at least he says beforehand that he's going to disappear for 40min šŸ˜…
@lzg it’s 40 minutes - they better have a good story! and we want the intel!

@lzg I think I’m gonna respond with, ā€œOh, sorry… I was experiencing Loss of Signalā€, the next time that I ghost out on someone I’m trying to avoid talking to.

:3 :3 :3