that man flirted with his wife FROM THE MOON. you can at least reply to texts in a timely fashion.
disappeared for 40 mins, where were you, behind the far side of the fucken moon?

@lzg I think I’m gonna respond with, “Oh, sorry… I was experiencing Loss of Signal”, the next time that I ghost out on someone I’m trying to avoid talking to.

:3 :3 :3