Towel's haunted
@catsalad They walk in line, to hide their numbers

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New minimalist Muppet design. All they could afford after #Trump defunded Sesame Street.

@catsalad Towel mimic
@Owlor @catsalad Came here to post this. Perfect!

@Owlor @catsalad iiiif theeee

Towel in red
Has teeth on your head
Thaaaats a mimiiiic (thats a mimic)

@catsalad it’s the rare terry cloth fruit bat.
@catsalad there is no towel, only Zuul
@catsalad spicy towel muppet!
@catsalad towel golem
@catsalad What on earth were we even talking about?
@catsalad This is an Earthbound boss of some kind. You can't fool me.
@catsalad I hate to break it to you, but you might have a mimic infestation
@catsalad absolute peak sci fi monster design tbh
@catsalad that's a Venus Flytrap, but the one that evolved to hunt humans...
@catsalad ah, scp-799, we meet again
@catsalad Give it treats and see if it wants to play.
@catsalad What you've got there is what we technically refer to as a "mimic."
@catsalad A lack of fabric softener and use of dirt cheap detergent not only leaves towels scratchy, but quite bitey as well.