@da_667 @DaveMWilburn @scottwilson Hell, even living alone as a hermit I still need to interact with sheets of dead tree regularly enough that a (small laser) printer would be worth the shelf space. It's quite annoying to have to send something to someone else to get it printed and then go pick it up, especially if it's anything remotely sensitive. And an actual document scanner, not just a camera and perspective correction. The latter can easily look almost as bad as a shitty fax in my experience. (Though the scanner will likely be a separate 'stick' unit from the printer for space reasons; I live in a shoebox of an apartment...)
(And it would go hand in hand with the electric typewriter I use for filling out forms, because my handwriting is "clinically diagnosed as terrible" as well as making my hands go all weird if I write too much)