tehfishman
nashyou ever write code so inefficient they have to update the whole power grid
Tushar Chauhan
🌷 marz 🌷
Simon Dassow
J4ck@nash
Not... yet.
Burger B Burger@nash vibe coders
Dan
Roadskater, Ph.D.@nash Do the lights dim when you tap "Start"?
mds2 (Michael Sch-sko)@nash No, but I did once burn out a high end GPU without doing any ML : just shader driven visual effects.
make
Entertainment Porpoises Only\u2014 (@[email protected])
Efficient algorithms are for people who haven't had their brains completely smoothed by fucking LLMs
bananamangodog@nash If AI is writing its own code, it makes sense it would purposefully horde resource allocation from the start to ensure it has enough to enact global domination later.
Grendel@bananamangodog
You give it far too much credit friend. It cannot reason and has no understanding of the input or it's own output.
It is, to borrow a term, nothing more than a stochastic labubu.
@nash
Alex, the Hearth Fire
Alex 
dundee
David Peach
Khleedril@nash I remember at the turn of the century feeling exasperated by the fact that they were writing code so inefficient that they needed to go out and buy stacks and stacks of SUN SPARCServers.
Henk Langeveld
Pino Carafa@nash I wrote code so inefficient they had to nail it to a cross and reboot it 33 hours later.
- Some dude named YHWH
lankohr@rozeboosje @nash I wrote code so inefficient it needed millions of years. And then it glitched to /dev/null by all the bugs.
YHWH
YHWH
Steve Loughran@nash if it was malware it'd be viewed as an attack on your nation from an unknown adversary
Lyrial
Rick Cryptosmith@nash @Flominator File under “Morris Worm”
Angela Glansbury 🚽@nash
yup. didn't even need an LLM to help me 💅
yup. didn't even need an LLM to help me 💅
sijmen
Cliff'sEsportCorner@nash are you looking for MS engineers? 😼
Ash Guy 
Krzysztof Sakrejda@nash and people said AI didn't have real-world applications
Nitin Khanna@nash I do write JavaScript every once in a while.
0xC0DEC0DE07EA@nash if I write code that makes the fans audibly change pitch or volume, I think I’m doing something wrong
Grigory Shepelev
Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️When I'm done writing inefficient code, there's no power grid left to update.