@JorisMeys some #dadjokes from my collection:
I don’t make jokes about lazy people…
They never work
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.
When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
Me: I’d like a book about Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
@JorisMeys and some more #dadjokes
Why did the man didn’t find his map?
Because he lost the map
Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would duck.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
I recommend a steady supply of @owlsintowels posts.
@JorisMeys The late, great Jim Unger was always good for a laugh with his *Herman* panels.
@JorisMeys One of my favorites and it is definitely a language based one:
What do you call bears without ears?
Bees!
@fskornia @JorisMeys Presumably that one is from the people who bought you
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea"
and
"What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh."
Foxes in Love is a very sweet little comic that is very kid friendly. Pusheen is a very rare updater but is incredibly cute and wholesome, about a chubby kitty enjoying life.