@JorisMeys some #dadjokes from my collection:

I don’t make jokes about lazy people…
They never work

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.

When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe

Me: I’d like a book about Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William

@JorisMeys and some more #dadjokes

Why did the man didn’t find his map?
Because he lost the map

Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would duck.

What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.