there is an entire section on how to create chimera sophonts, if you're wondering why no one plays traveller 5
maybe i don't start a new traveller campaign today after all

hold up

star wars conversion AND it's for 1e?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Han and Greedo shot at the same time because combat is simultaneous."

as lucas quasi-intended

these event tables are pretty great
god i love traveller

i just wanna say chargen was rough for half my pcs and so far it's been a rough start lololol

love it

one pc got jot 3 and a scout event that gives him forever anagathics tho

whack

the wookie got caught fighting against the empire and got slapped with -1 soc and branded a traitor to the empire out the gate
in fairness the wookie did great on advancements, the problem is i didn't scan i needed int for my career choice and then the personal development table had no int +1 entry

star wars weg d6 for heroic fantasy

traveller for scum and villainy

the star wars wiki timeline is so bad it makes you wanna watch the cartoons
notably it's also the only (large) fandom wiki timeline i've ever seen that explicitly calls out how bad it is at the top of the page, asking for help for major rewrites lol
fun fact: i only know so much about star wars ships because of an escape velocity extension to place the game in star wars
"The Long Arm of the Hutt" is a funny name because while yes hutts have long arms proportionately they look stubby to humans and most humanoids
pretending this ship we stole has trandoshan audio porn playing when fuel gets low
roll to disable the looping trandoshan porn track
i love how i forgot about astrogation so between two pilot-career pcs i only have one pc with astrogation 0 between them

i haven't had to blast anyone yet (except one ship combat rip z-95 headhunters)

very traveller, not very star wars xD

obviously the name of an alien language is the name of the aliens

that's why human is called human

*kotor dialogue loops playing through my head*
mucha shaka paka

my flyer (grav) coming in handy at last*

(1 time in like 3 campaigns)

the endar spire music is still so good tho

i can't get over how one of the npcs in this is named trex

it's prolly pronounced treh-x but

you know

i'm sorry mario, your statblock is in another book!

first actual firefight went horrendously lmao

opening shot the wookie hit nat 2 so his bowcaster blew up in his face

twi'lek went down in the opening exchange, wookie near death

still fought back well enough that the nemesis named npc and a sniper retreated after we killed everyone else 🙃

"However, if the party consists of fewer than four PCs, this number is smaller."

this isn't a coward stream

"wait how old is bossk is he even born yet"
- the problems with setting your campaign too early

"Are the Iron Hands actually making themselves weaker?"

wait till i tell you about <the imperium of man>

the coolest rodian you ever saw
smuggle spice, lie to the authorities, space slavers, get drunk on lum, take out sith with shotguns
how come gm binder always produces weird pdfs with edges cut off
my wookie got disintegrated 🙃

star wars: "bothans are sneaky wetwork intelligence types, very arrogant, did you know that lots of them died to-"

my bothan gray jedi: *banging around kitchen utensils in a drawer while ranting about dogmatic little shits*

literally wild that there's no lightsaber emoji

i really need to learn to just use friendly npcs instead of rolling fully blown pcs

save the pc sheets for when the npcs prove themselves and need an upgrade xD

realizing i don't remember the prequels at all lol
@worthlessbums I've never seen the third one

@DarkestKale they're not very good

but also a bunch of fucking neckbeards are stanning them now because they hate female leads in new star wars so there's also that kettle of fuckery

@worthlessbums it's impossible to find now, but I recall articles about the actors saying that Lucas did shit like use their mouth from one take and their face from another, they felt like puppets.

Not a great way to make movies imho

@DarkestKale the lines are bad enough and acting stiff enough that honestly it does not matter lol

@DarkestKale i will say that the kid got way too much hate tho

jar jar a fucking menace

@MachineLordZero so that's why amidala's pissed at us in my campaign, we're all in our 30s and 40s and shit