It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted
@0xabad1dea Sometimes there are also fake pockets on men's suit jackets. This is not nearly as diabolical but it gives a taste of the exasperation.
@D_J_Nathanson @0xabad1dea or, worse, the thing where there are pockets but they tack them shut. I had a jacket like this for years and it wasn't until my wife (very talented sewist) looked at it that I found out it really did have pockets, it just needed 20 seconds with a seam ripper to "enable" them. baffling.
@gsuberland Just, why?
@D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland "because it hangs better"
@discontinuity @D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland In other words, so women's clothes are prettier and more presentable for "the male gaze." FUCK THAT I WANT FUNCTIONAL POCKETS
@discontinuity @D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland I can't do this now because there's no money coming in, but in the past I hired tailors to fix those useless short pockets and give me real ones. It's something I should learn to do myself. But it's not something I should HAVE to learn to do because garment makers won't do it themselves.
@D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland so that it drapes nicely (but if you’re willing to give that up you can get pockets). #justthemessenger

@D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland

I think that is about protecting them from getting caught & having the garment hanging better in shops. You’re meant to remove that tacking after purchase. I often feel tempted to tell people this when I see that they haven’t removed the tacking on a vent on a coat or jacket. (But I resist the temptation!)

@gsuberland @D_J_Nathanson @0xabad1dea this is normal for jacket pockets, they do it to make the dress look more shapely in the store. they expect you to cut them open so it should be very easy to undo, just cut one thread and pull it
@max @D_J_Nathanson @0xabad1dea yes, and it's very confusing if you don't know about it.
@D_J_Nathanson @0xabad1dea plus, as far as I know, dudes don’t really use the outside pockets, so that minimizes the annoyance factor