It has been 0️⃣ days since I was bamboozled by fake pockets, something not one woman on earth has ever wanted
@0xabad1dea Sometimes there are also fake pockets on men's suit jackets. This is not nearly as diabolical but it gives a taste of the exasperation.
@D_J_Nathanson @0xabad1dea or, worse, the thing where there are pockets but they tack them shut. I had a jacket like this for years and it wasn't until my wife (very talented sewist) looked at it that I found out it really did have pockets, it just needed 20 seconds with a seam ripper to "enable" them. baffling.
@gsuberland Just, why?
@D_J_Nathanson @gsuberland so that it drapes nicely (but if you’re willing to give that up you can get pockets). #justthemessenger