Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.

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@geekysteven - Counterpoint: You’d get the weekend off from SpaceX!
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Actually, that's probably a whole SpaceX thing. Elon's into spreading $h!t around.
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@geekysteven I'm pretty sure they'd leverage it into a space-elevator
@geekysteven - at #BirdShite, WhatsHisFace calls this "extreme coding", so you get a raise.
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Another science fact: if you take all the blood vessels out of a human body and spread them in a football field, that person dies.
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That is a very serious fact, yet when I read it I laughed hysterically. Sorry. (not sorry)
@geekysteven Does it depend on whose? lol
@geekysteven any peer-reviewed papers on the subject or is this something we should confirm empirically? πŸ™ƒ

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And the person who's intestines they were would probably die πŸ˜•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

@geekysteven The ethics comitee is making work a real bore
@geekysteven I am having a very shitty day today, and your post + replies just made me laugh πŸ˜„ thanks for this!
@isa that makes me really happy!
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If you lay every organ in the human body in a straight line, they would be dead.
@geekysteven thanks for the πŸ˜‚
May I have some more please? (Oliver Twist reference for all the young-unsπŸ˜„)
@geekysteven I wonder though if SpaceX would do it as some kind of macabre publicity stunt.
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If you took every nerve in your body out and laid them out in a straight line you'd fucking die.
@geekysteven well done. My expectations have been subverted well.
@geekysteven And your medical license would be revoked.
@geekysteven The old NASA, yes, but probably not this new NASA