Petition for members of my family to stop dieing for like. At least a couple years.
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
I think I really would have thrived in an Era where bored rich people would pay eccentric, probably neurodivergent, weirdos to live on their property and make weird art and machines and do sketchy science.
It took a long time until I felt the need to block someone here, but I just don't find "Adolf Hitler" a funny name to have as your display name.
Forever offended by sugary dessert-scented bathroom sprays and scents.
I do not want my first thought upon entering the chamber of defecation to be "mmmmm yumma yum, yummy!!"
Awakening from my hibernation to celebrate, we got approved for our new apartment and start moving next month! Super excited to not live in a crumbling 120 year old house.
Just tried to light my cigarette with a vape pen if you were wondering how my nights going.
Would be neat if there was OAuth implementation with Fediverse accounts.
When did speakerphone become the default call method? Everyone I live with besides my partner consistently has phone calls on speaker, and just walks around the house asserting their private conversation into everyones zone. Why?
Shopping for TVs and every fucking one is smart. Does anyone even make dumb TVs? I want a TV that says no source found until unplug a device into it'
Amazing Facts!