Who's coming with me?!?!? πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@InsiderTreat  I can cook sort of I'm pretty good at picking stuff up or holding things down as needed.

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@jackryder good enough for this crew!

@InsiderTreat

Let's do this. I used to be a squid and still have sea legs.

@NuclearOatmeal good because I know nothing about sailing so we'll need you!

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Oh no no no no no no. I'm signing up for the rum and shanties. Maybe the beer, if it's good beer.

@InsiderTreat I can sing most of Barrett's Privateers almost correctly, I'm in.
@huronbikes even if you couldn't, you're in!
@huronbikes @InsiderTreat wasn't Barret's Privateers a warning against exactly this? God damn them all!
@msb @InsiderTreat I took it as "Be a pirate, then be the coolest guy in Halifax" but maybe I'm wrong.
@huronbikes @InsiderTreat I think that's how Barrett was selling it, but hey! They're your legs ;)
@InsiderTreat Yo, I just 100%'ed that game.
@RxBrad hell yeah, get aboard!
@InsiderTreat Yo-ho, I'm the most qualified person here!
@RxBrad @InsiderTreat
Shouldn't that be, "Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum, and you're the most qualified person here," Brad?
@RxBrad @InsiderTreat that game looks insane. wishlisted
@jackryder @InsiderTreat Oh man.. if you want a several-hundred-hour rabbit hole, I can't recommend the entire Yakuza / Like a Dragon series enough...

@RxBrad @InsiderTreat

Found it... it definitely has rabbit hole potential...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1235140/Yakuza_Like_a_Dragon/

Yakuza: Like a Dragon on Steam

Become Ichiban Kasuga, a low-ranking yakuza grunt left on the brink of death by the man he trusted most. Take up your legendary bat and get ready to crack some underworld skulls in dynamic RPG combat set against the backdrop of modern-day Japan.

@jackryder @InsiderTreat That's actually the game that got me hooked... Then I went back and started going through the series at Yakuza 0.

@InsiderTreat β€œ(if we find treasure)”

It’s booty either way!

@InsiderTreat does the rum come with orange juice? Scurvy isn't anything to mess with...
@fbarton @InsiderTreat Captain Cook carried 7,860 pounds of sauerkraut to prevent scurvy, and I make a mean Reuben sandwich. Am I in?
@msbellows @fbarton orange juice AND Reubens! Climb aboard!!
@InsiderTreat @fbarton Yay! I'm a pirate now!
@msbellows @InsiderTreat @fbarton https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
Lazy Town | You Are A Pirate Music Video

YouTube
@nantucketlit @InsiderTreat @fbarton I would, but I'm afraid of heights. That's not going to be a problem, is it?
@InsiderTreat @msbellows well… that’ll mar about 4.5 β€œiso standard fbarton Rueben’s” (I like a LOT of kraut)
@InsiderTreat I'm in! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@InsiderTreat

Oh! The year was Seventeen Seventy-Eight,
How I wish Iwere in Sherbrooke now

@tezoatlipoca @InsiderTreat
When a Letter of Marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen!
@sleet01 @InsiderTreat GODDAMNED THEM ALL
@tezoatlipoca @InsiderTreat
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears!
@sleet01 @InsiderTreat I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Pryvahteeers!
@tezoatlipoca @sleet01 @InsiderTreat This is the way πŸ˜€πŸŽΆβ€οΈ
@tezoatlipoca @sleet01 Also, my wife just got home from running some errands, and it didn’t go great, and she declared that she’s in a bad mood. I showed her your trading lines here, she laughed out loud, and declared that she’s now in a good mood. Thanks for that, from both of us πŸ˜€πŸŽΆβ€οΈ
@uxMark @tezoatlipoca Awesome! This is a song for singing together, wherever it may be.
@sleet01 @tezoatlipoca It is. Also, I now declare you an honourary Canadian. Cheers 🍻
@uxMark @tezoatlipoca The honour is all mine! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
@InsiderTreat I’ll bring the β€œYo ho ho,” you bring the bottle of rum!
@InsiderTreat @adarsh All the other replies seem to be excited but Sea Org is what popped into my head https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org
Sea Org - Wikipedia

@InsiderTreat I would but I’d expect a heavy seafood diet on board and that’s a hard no from me on that front. Maybe I could fence your booty when you get back to shore? πŸ€”
@InsiderTreat The rest of you landlubbers can stand all the way back. I've already recruited 50 great folks - and boy can we drink and sing!!!
@InsiderTreat - the new Trump Class of US Navy vessels?
@bazcook 🀒 definitely not.

@InsiderTreat I can't sing in tune. Not sure if that's a plus.

My other strength is the Leeroy Jenkins planning strategy technique.

@InsiderTreat Somalia has entered the chat.
@InsiderTreat I've wasted 4 hours today on infra-as-yaml nonsense. When do we leave?
@InsiderTreat I can distinguish North from South based on some undisclosed Black Magic my ancestors taught me some time ago.
Might be useful on board.