Did you ever notice how every “disruptive” business idea contains the seeds of its own destruction? All these “revolutionary” ideas like AirBNB, Uber, self-driving cars, delivery vanbikes that can (ab)use bicycle lanes, restaurant reservation flipping services et cetera…. These all work if a few people do it, but break society when everybody does. AI slop is the same, it puts one person ahead of the pack, until the pack catch on. The early adopters get rich and then the whole house of cards falls down.

Disruptr, our new AI business model generator helps you find your next disruptive business idea and predict the optimum moment to eject before collapse. It…wait, who threw that. What are you…Aargh. No help.

— Transcript of bootleg footage from the riot at Something Digitial Launch keynote, Brisbane, Aug 2025.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

So there’s papers/studies that show:

1. LLMs don’t work (high error rate and making stuff up)
2. Using LLMs reduces your productivity
3. LLMs cannot—ever—be “scaled” to achieve human-level intelligence
4. Most people who speculate in financial bubbles lose their investment

Any questions?