Dungeon Crawler Ben
Whatever you do, DON'T give me one million pounds
Apr 1 at 5:20pmWeb
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1
Trying a little bit of the old.... reverse psychology 😉 😎
Show threadBoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺Apr 1
@TheBreadmonkey You're doing it wrong. You have to neg us first.
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1

@BonehouseWasps

Whatever 😎

Show threadTormodApr 1

@TheBreadmonkey

You already spent that first million pounds I sent you? I'm cutting you off mister.

Show threadJohn MaxwellApr 1
@airwhale @TheBreadmonkey He did tell you not to.
Show threadpaulApr 1

@airwhale

@TheBreadmonkey's not addicted.

he can quit anytime he wants.

Show threadStaff Chief of JointsApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey
Don't tell me what to do. You take this million pounds and HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Show threadChloé RaccoonApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey @PetraPhoenix units not specified, 446.5 tons enroute
Show threadHollyApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey so you don't want to eat all these Kit Kats? Oh, wait, you mean money....
Show threadpaulApr 1

@TheBreadmonkey

you already are to us.

Show threadExtreme ElectronicsApr 1
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey A Ben pound note?
Show threadMelissa, Baroness of NonsuchApr 1
@Extelec @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey A Benner.
Show threadExtreme ElectronicsApr 1
@izzyamar @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey "As Ben't as a Ben Bob Note" as they used to say.
Show threadWulfy—Speaker to the machinesApr 1

@TheBreadmonkey

Why does it always have to be a round number?
978,095 is more credible

Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1

@n_dimension

I've costed it. It should actually be a bit more, but I rounded down to make it an easy number.

Show threadLogan Five ThousandApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey If I had an extra million pounds lying around the apartment, I would totally give it to you.
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1
@LoganFive 😊❤️
Show threadHalf_Spook_Half_KrieltjesApr 1

@TheBreadmonkey

I'm broke so all I got is cringeposts. Consider this 1 of 1000000. You're welcome 

Show threadkwayk42Apr 1
@TheBreadmonkey can do
Show threadtimoth‽Apr 1
@TheBreadmonkey
What about one million pints?
Show threadUrzlApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey Of ham?
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1

@gooba42

I'll take a million pounds of pigs. And with my pig army we shall rise up and destroy this land.

Show threadMaj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelApr 1
@TheBreadmonkey You know me Ben, I’m always happy to oblige my Peeps, so sadly I will have to give it to my pretend friend Bert!
Show threadDungeon Crawler BenApr 1

@MAJ1

You called?

Show threadMaj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelApr 1

@TheBreadmonkey Who me 😇

Nope it was some other Armoured Skwerl of your acquaintance! 😁

Show threadpaulApr 2

i was wondering why @TheBreadmonkey changed his name to bert.

each day he goes into the fediverse is like when mr benn goes into the fancy-dress costume shop, and is transformed into a new character for the day.

night @MAJ1, i am going to peterhead tomorrow (well today now)

will see if there is anything photogenic.

Peterhead has been referred to as having some of the highest levels of deprivation in Aberdeenshire. According to the Scottish Index of Multiple Deprivation, the town centre (specifically a part of the harbour area) received the lowest ranking (1 out of 10) for four of the seven topics: employment, education/skills, housing and crime. That area also received a ranking of 2 for income. The other two rankings were a 4 for health and a 10 for geographic access. Overall, this part of the harbour area ranked lowest (1) in the decile and quantile statistics.[30]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterhead

Show threadMaj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelApr 2

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Afternoon chaps 👋😊

I suspect that it’s an attempt to convince me he is my imaginary friend ‘Bert’ to whom I am giving a million quid. (Don’t tell him Paul but that’s also imaginary 😜).

Hope y’all having a great day! 😊🫶🖖

Show threadpaulApr 3

@MAJ1 @TheBreadmonkey

peterhead trip was a bust but saw a nice car:

https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/116337802008499206

paul (@[email protected])

Attached: 2 images Peterhead trip.

beige.party
Show threadMaj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelApr 3

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Afternoon Paul 👋😊

You’re right, that is a very nice car!