Had a new bath being fitted the day after a night out. Had to evacuate it all, to avoid gassing his workplace, decided to use the kitchen sink. After finishing squishing it down the drain, he walked in to make a brew, clearly noticed the stench. Blamed the dog, but he knows
@fesshole lifehack: shit on a plastic bag covered with newspapers, throw it out. No more sinkstink
@fesshole Someone invent a time machine so I can go back and miss out learning to read please.
@fesshole I bet your parents are proud. ๐Ÿคข
@fesshole
How anyone could think this was a good plan is beyond me.

@fesshole Get the internet they said.

It'll be fun they said.

@fesshole Is it still waffle stomping if you're using your fingers to force it down the plug hole?

Maybe waffle prodding?

@fesshole I need to bulk erase my short term memory now, thanks.