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When you get over 40 everyone's secret favourite part of a night out is the moment the first person decides to go home, thus giving you licence to do the same.
I'm working with a very charming non native English speaker, so acknowledging that this Fess is a bit unkind. But he uses the word "focus" a lot. And when he does, it comes out as "fock yous". Which has me giggling like a schoolboy every time he says it. Sorry.
My friends often feel bad I'm single saying it must be hard etc, it ain't, today I'm eating a bowl of custard for tea because I can, meanwhile my friend can't play football tomorrow because he's got to cut the grass and fit some shelves, so who's the idiot?
Ever wondered why 39% battery seems really low but 40% seems fine? #randomthougts

Thanks to the help of people here (and on tumblr & blusky) donating, I was able to cover the electric/storage/car, but I'm still out most of my food money and I need to pay to settle my lawsuit from the credit card company, so any help would be appreciated!

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I'm not sharing this to argue the merits/flaws in the Online Safety Act or similar legislation as a general point or Apple complying – it has to; it's law – but signpost a specific real-world edge case…

I don't drive, and I've never owned a credit card. Suddenly that makes me 17 again (hurrah),

While it's always flattering when people assume I'm younger than I am, it's rather unfunny to be unable to use apps or services I pay for...

I find it mind-boggling that Keir Starmer is seen as just as unpopular as Liz Truss. I'm no fan of him particularly, but being a bit boring is nowhere near as being as absolutely batshit as Truss was.
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Warrior Blanket.
Say it with me folks: We don't want more live action Disney remakes, we want movies about whatever the fuck this is!
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The head chef in Ratatouille was in the right, it's unacceptable to have a rat in the kitchen.